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01Merch for people who keep it running.
Wear your uptime.
Sharp, comfortable essentials for SREs, DevOps engineers, sysadmins, and everyone who has ever fixed prod before coffee.
✓Printed to order
✓Worldwide delivery
✓Secure checkout
✓No vendor lock-in
02Select a module
Built for your daily stack.
Useful things, disguised as very good merch.
03Latest commits
Fresh from the pipeline.
~ cat values.yml
quality: obsessive
humor: dry
gatekeeping: false
deploy_on_friday: ask_your_sre
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04The readme
Geek, without the gimmick.
We make well-designed essentials that happen to speak your language. No loud clip art. No tired jokes. Just subtle signals for the people who know.
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